Teenagers tips

Don't date someone who like likes you but you don't like like them.

Waste your time. AND FEELINGS BE REAL.

Keep an uno reverse card in your wallet at all times in case you need to have a perfect comeback

If you see a post on /New that you even THINK will become popular, be the first to comment on it so you can leach off of op's karma

Don't be sick.

Sounds good, doesn't work.My grades were especially fucked this term cause I missed two (important) days.

Use the seed: 'Sniggers' bros.

I used the seed: "Sniggers" (Sort of a combination of Snickers and... well...) In this seed you'll find atleast 3 desert temples and 2 villages in the desert on the starting map. Good luck gamers!

If you need to show a picture to your parents, text it to them.

This makes it so they don't go swipin through your camera roll

The teacher literally can't keep you in class after the bell rings.

It violates the Geneva Convention's law on collective punishment

To sneeze quietly, keep your tongue glued to the roof of your mouth while you do so.

I discovered this on my own a few weeks ago, and it's totally changed my life! I used to have the most violent sneezes ever and school was horrible during the allergy season, but now sneezing is calm enough to pass off as a small cough.

If you are exposed to mace and/or tear gas DO NOT MASTURBATE, EVEN AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS SEVERAL TIMES. this is not a joke i’m suffering.

If you are exposed to mace and/or tear gas DO NOT MASTURBATE, EVEN AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS SEVERAL TIMES. this is not a joke i’m suffering

Report youtube ads to skip automatically skip both ads.

Noticed a post that complained about 2 ads on videos, thought more people should know this